I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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