Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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