its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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