i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
