I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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