I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She even gives head with a lisp.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
