Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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