wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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