I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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