ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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