i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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