Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just googled if crying burns calories
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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