Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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