Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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