they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
