Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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