I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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