just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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