i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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