the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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