Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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