she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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