The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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