great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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