That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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