what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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