So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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