Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I look better un-naked...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
