I hope mine doesn't look like that
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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