is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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