idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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