Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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