I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
