Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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