belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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