did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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