Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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