just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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