How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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