I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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