I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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