I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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