Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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