i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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