Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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