He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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