sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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