TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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