I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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