Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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